Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.