Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Unscrew Jokes More Unscrew Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.