Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Korea Jokes More Korea Jokes

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.