Because he is stronger than you.
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
A: Because when they're born they get laid.
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
My zipper.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst