Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !