Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.