Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight