Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst