What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From , posted by

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)