What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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He drank H20, too!

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A hot dog.

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!