Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit