How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)