How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)