How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.