What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

London Jokes More London Jokes

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.