How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep