How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...