How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.