What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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What do you call a boring Muslim?

Abdull.

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.