What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Ninja Jokes More Ninja Jokes

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber