Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.