Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Why are batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin