Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)