What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling