How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!