What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.