What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?