What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What is the definition of gross ignorance?

A: 144 blondes.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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What was the precursor to USB?

USA

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?