What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Why are black man's palms white?

Because they are always leaning against cop cars.