Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.