Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !