Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.