Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What are spiders webs good for ?

Spiders !

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !