Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Bully Jokes More Bully Jokes

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

Tease Jokes More Tease Jokes

Why was the lady's hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.