What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars