What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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Anything you want. He is 'armless

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Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.