What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.