What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!