What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !