What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.