What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here