Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic