Carrion Luggage Jokes

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Carrion.

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All their luggage is carrion.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

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What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond