What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)