What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir