The all up in yo business.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Forget about it.
Only one of them is organized.
He was sleeping with the fishes.
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
The Iguanodon
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A maid man.
Hey forget about it
Whack-A-Mole
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They both don't like wires
An offer you can't understand.
A: One of them is organized.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD
Ted Cruz
A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
They both worry about the position of colons.
Because there couldnt be 2-liters.
He never got banned.
One's organized.
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Dind Dong
It was a black one.
