The all up in yo business.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Forget about it.
Only one of them is organized.
He was sleeping with the fishes.
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
The Iguanodon
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
A maid man.
Hey forget about it
Whack-A-Mole
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They both don't like wires
An offer you can't understand.
A: One of them is organized.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
A pasta free.
Rigatoni!
A private tutor
Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
WATER YOU DOING
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
He wanted to see how long he slept.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
One's organized.
Banned from the zoo.
A ban from the petting zoo.
