What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu