Asian Man Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

Asian Guy Jokes More Asian Guy Jokes

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Endow Jokes More Endow Jokes

What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy who is well-endowed?

A Hung-Ariyan.

What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

Train Track Jokes More Train Track Jokes

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.