Asian Man Jokes

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy who is well-endowed?

A Hung-Ariyan.

What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What does Korean food taste like?

Chinese food.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

2 Leg Jokes More 2 Leg Jokes

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Asian Guy Jokes More Asian Guy Jokes

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

Bereave Jokes More Bereave Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!