Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.