Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal