Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
The Captain's Log.
The Captains log
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT
What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!