What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Previous Random Joke Next

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.