What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.