What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

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He found his pair a' dice!

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A condescending con descending.

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A walkie talkie.

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Bye bye bipolar polar bear

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They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes