Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)