What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!