How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.