How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!