Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record