Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!