Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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A smell that keeps coming back!

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A moo'd specialist.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.