What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Ripper Jokes More Ripper Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!