Same middle name!
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
A drizzly bear, of course
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
His name was Jack
Jack of all Spades
The same middle name.
Yak the Ripper
Jock the stripper.