What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

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What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.