What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.