What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.