How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!