How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

End Jokes More End Jokes

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.