Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

Honest Lawyer Jokes More Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.