What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!