What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.