What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer