When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.