What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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Anne hath a way."

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Noth"

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.