What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly