How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands