What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Who is the commander of cheese?

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