What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!