What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.