Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

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What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.