What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter