Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What do you call a huge pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.