OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Rugs and kisses!
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
Bildungsnowman. (OC)
OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Because they are a-door-able.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
A. At a secondhand store.
